Politicians

Posted by Jonathan Nori on February 03, 2009
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“How can you tell when a politician is lying? If they’re speaking.”

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’. -Larry Hardiman

‘Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.’  -Ronald Reagan

Don’t steal. The government hates competition.

If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see it with representation.The Farmer’s Almanac

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate. -Eric Idle

Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.Mark Twain

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.” ‑Ed Howdershelt (Author)

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