“How can you tell when a politician is lying? If they’re speaking.”
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’. -Larry Hardiman
‘Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.’ -Ronald Reagan
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see it with representation.
– The Farmer’s Almanac
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate. -Eric Idle
Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.
– Mark Twain
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.” ‑Ed Howdershelt (Author)
