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Point of Origin

Posted by Jon Nori on May 09, 2009
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Yesterday I acquired, through an ancient and arcane right, my first Commemorative Star Trek Glass from Burger King.

When I opened the bag containing the subject of the rite of passage that I had performed, I was joyed to that, among other notations on the box, that the glass itself had been “Made in U.S.A.”

I’m sure to some people this doesn’t matter, but it matters to me. The box was made in China, but the glass–the true product purchased by the reading of magnetically-stored binary-encoded information and authorized through the transmission of electrons to regions unknown–was made in the country I call home.

Yay U-S-A!

But then I opened the box. Apparently, a cardboard box was not sufficient protection, for there, draping my glass, was a clear plastic bag covered in black type. One line on the bag caught my attention: “MADE IN CHINA.”

So now I’m confused.

Was the glass made in the United States or China? Was the plastic bag made in China?

So BK, care to comment? Didn’t think so. Nobody reads my blog anyway. :)

Go See Star Trek…

Posted by Jon Nori on May 07, 2009
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…Please!

The movie is good. Great, even. An excellent restart to a classic series that lost its way in recent years.

JJ Abrams was brilliant. The cast was superb. The special effects were incredible (so much so, in fact, that I had to keep reminding myself that the starships were CG). The art was…well…it was ART. I’m looking forward to wallpaper images of the freaking credits.

Above all else, though, Star Trek was true to what made Star Trek tick: It’s about the people. What makes James T. Kirk tick? Who is Spock beneath that cool Vulcan exterior? Where did Sulu learn to fence like THAT? What made the crew of the Enterprise the best in the fleet? Why did they work so well together? Star Trek was almost more than just a story about good vs. evil–it was about the people that made life and death decisions every day. The story is just the backdrop. The reason to get to know the people. but it’s still a great story.

I’ve heard a lot of advance doubt and criticism about some of the casting choices. I shared some of those doubts. Chris Pine as Kirk? Who’s he? Would I be able to look at Zach Quinto without expecting him to start whipping people around rooms and sawing scalps off? And John Cho as Sulu? Karl Urban as McCoy? Simon Pegg even? Those fears were all for naught, as this is probably one of the best-cast films I’ve ever seen. It ranks right up there with Lord of the Rings for a casting director who needs a big, big raise.

There were so many little gems in this movie, too. People who have never seen Star Trek before will love the movie, but Abrams threw in so many little inside Trekkie jokes, nods, and winks that it’ll take watching the movie a couple times to catch them all.

And yet, Abrams managed to pull the movie off in such a way that he cleared the slate for new Star Trek movies, TV shows, or other media that deviate from the existing canon. It was a brilliant move. He pays homage to where Star Trek has been, and to the fans who have kept it alive for so many years, yet still manages to hit the reset button without it feeling cheap or contrived.

I was amazed.

For the first time since Lord of the Rings, a movie has actually met, and maybe even exceeded, my expectations.

Live long and prosper, JJ Abrams.

P.S. I hope you have the cast locked in to multi-film contracts, and you’re ready to start filming. I would like to see more Star Trek as soon as possible! TV maybe? Please? Pretty please?

I spent 3 hours playing with this last night!

Posted by Jon Nori on May 06, 2009
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I’m thinking I need to toy around with making my own meme generator.

Oh wow sorry

Posted by Jon Nori on May 05, 2009
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but I MUST post these:

The first ever online disease evaluator: Do I have Swine Flu?

And Johnny Wander has a meme generator up! I must harness this power!

(And I must now most sincerely apologize for the first link in this post. I could not resist. I know, I have poor impulse control.)

How I Spend My Friday Nights

Posted by Jon Nori on May 05, 2009
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Some people go to the movies. Some people travel. Some people spend Friday nights with their kids. Me? I beat people up (or, alternately, get beaten up).

Friday, May 1 was a low-attendance night, only 4 of us (myself, Tony (Suzanne’s husband), Suzanne (Tony’s wife), and Master Ford). We usually have 6 or 8, but Brad was celebrating the end of finals, Steph was getting ready for finals (so we probably won’t see her again until June), and Casey, Tommy, and Chance didn’t show either.

In all these clips I’m the smaller guy in black in the foreground. The red belt is Tony, the taller guy in black is Master Ford, and the orange belt is Suzanne.

Jon vs. Tony, May 1, 2009.

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Jon vs. Suzanne (clip 1), May 1, 2009.

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Jon vs. Suzanne (clip 2), May 1, 2009

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These are really all the good clips I was able to get. I had the camera in a bad position (I’ll have to experiment with some different locations, but the “safe zones” for a camera are pretty limited). We kept getting out of the camer frame (we were sparring, not filming a Hollywood movie!), and there was a lot of grappling and groundfighting, which is pretty boring to watch. Hopefully I’ll get some more exciting clips here in the next month or so.

New Laptop Love

Posted by Jon Nori on May 03, 2009
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As I’ve posted before, I am seriously selective when it comes to laptop.

Late last fall some of DI’s old IBM Thinkpad T4x fleet started to die off. Now, these laptops are amazing. User-serviceable, parts-interchangable, and very sturdy. But they were aging, and even the best-built laptops will start to show their age after 3 or 4 years of non-stop travel.

Since then, I’ve made a couple of corporate purchases to try and find suitable replacements for the T4x’s, with varying degrees of success.

The Toshiba Portege I picked up was Macbook Air-nice in the looks department, but it runs Vista like a dog with a brick tied to its head. An XP downgrade came with it, but I also was not terribly impressed by either the keyboard or the screen. It was okay, but not a shoe-in.

Macbooks are a near-certainty for not working long-term at DI. Yes, OSX is awesome, but I continue to be underwhelmed by every iteration of Apple laptop I pick up. I’m still in love with Mac Minis and iMacs. I have a Mini on my desk, and I’ve been looking for an excuse to dump our corporate-standard Dell desktops in favor of iMacs running Boot Camp ever since beta 1. But the laptops? Sorry. The great hardware features (battery life, fast wifi on resume) simply can’t overcome the substandard optical drives, unresponsive keyboards, and inexcusably high hard drive failure rates.

I took a chance on the new Thinkpad T61, my first “new” Thinkpad purchase since IBM tossed the entire Think* brand to Lenovo. It was a T43p with a dual-core processor and Vista. Not bad, but it certainly won’t win any awards. In its favor? It runs WoW and Warhammer like a dream. Oh, and Photoshop (as if productivity really matters when you’re using a laptop). It was good, but too consumer-grade bulky for my taste.

And aside here: I am a HUGE Thinkpad fan. I’ve been using them for YEARS. The next time you’re walking through an airport, watch the laptops you see people using. The power users? the big corporate movers and shakers? Almost invariably carry Thinkpads. Especially if you fly through the week during business-people-travel-time. Oh, you’ll see Macs and Dells and Sonys and even the occasional Acer or Toshiba (these last two tend to be limited to the consumer crowd), but the sleek black laptops will be the majority. There’s a reason for that.

My most recent purchase was for Nathan Martin, after his T40 (which was 4 years old) started to show signs of decrepitude. So I took a chance and ordered in a Thinkpad X300. This was my first experience with the Thinkpad ultraportable line.

I think the Lenovo Thinkpad X300 just may be the most perfect laptop ever. I’m not sure I can understate this. Is “lovelust” a word?

After all, I couldn’t keep coveting Nathan’s laptop. That’s a sin. (Although, I’m sure I could probably throw jealousy, lust, and maybe even a bit of idolatry in there as well). And I think an abacus would have beenĀ  a step up from my Macbook. :)

Lenovo Thinkpad X300 (for which I have the Covetousness)

Lenovo Thinkpad X300 (for which I have the Covetousness)

I now have 4 of these beauties, and they are the new official laptop fleet for Destiny Image. <3

So done for tonight

Posted by Jon Nori on May 02, 2009
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That’s enough link updates for tonight, I think. I got most of them back, but I know I’m still missing a few categories. Not that anyone but me ever clicked on them anyway. :)

Oh hey wow…

Posted by Jon Nori on May 01, 2009
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…I just realized that all my links in the sidebar vanished. Guess what I’ll be fixing tomorrow morning?